i wish i was ridiculously fucking hot

(Source: dulzet)

"du machst mich wahnsinnig."


I’m upset and I want new clothes


so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

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